Windsor Dog Abuser Sought

May 11th, 2010 by Carscoe 1 comment »

WINDSOR, Ont. — The local humane society is on the hunt for whoever sexually abused a dog so severely that rescuers had to euthanize it.

Read more: http://www.windsorstar.com/news/Windsor+abuser+sought/3013092/story.html

Seriously, what in the hell is wrong with people?

Man Arrested For Email He Did Not Write…

January 10th, 2010 by Slacker No comments »

A little quote from the article:

“A wealthy businessman was arrested at home in front of his wife and young son over an email which council officials deemed ‘offensive’ to gipsies – but which he had not even written.

The email, concerning a planning appeal by a gipsy, included the phrase: ‘It’s the ‘do as you likey’ attitude that I am against.’”

So this man was arrested for an email that he didn’t write, saying it was racist when it clearly was not, seized all his computers and forced him to submit a DNA sample to the UK national database. Oh, and nobody complained about the email.

Read the full article here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241994/Businessman-arrested-wife-son–anti-gipsy–email-didn-t-write.html

What is wrong with people?

Kijiji Missed Connections 3

January 6th, 2010 by Slacker No comments »

It’s been a while since I’ve gotten around to doing some updating, sorry everybody. But I’ve got some more good ol’ personal ads for everybody so let’s get started.

“I am looking for the couple from LaSalle who visited Bare Oaks with their children. Tell me how many children, etc. and I will know it is you.”

Um, what exactly are you looking for here?

“Dear Canadian Tire Girl:

I hope that in this 2010 you find all of what you are looking for
and that your goals can be accomplish

Always, Sad, Always Beautiful, Always YOU”

Well, that’s creepy.

“Where are you Tina?
I’ve come back in time for you,but I cannot find you.Please get back to me,I can’t stay long.The power on the time machine is getting low.Our baby needs his Mother.”

Okay, who showed Doc Brown Kijiji?

Stupid Drivers Meet Weather

December 16th, 2009 by Slacker No comments »

So I’m driving on the highway, there is a light snow. I’m talking the first little bit of snow of the year and it’s just barely dusting the roads.

85% of people are driving in 60-70 KM/h in the 100 zone… of course in the left lane and all bunching up so you can’t get around.

The snow is not sticking to the ground at all, it’s just blowing away, and people are driving like there’s 5 feet of snow on the ground.

GAS PEDAL IS ON THE RIGHT! USE IT!

What is wrong with people?

Worst Singing Ever!

December 12th, 2009 by Slacker No comments »

Kijiji Missed Connections 2

December 12th, 2009 by Slacker No comments »

looking for bears and cubs

i know your out there. love them big and hairy. age is not a issue. . trying to get one before you hibernate for the winter. unless your a polar bear. which is just as good.
me…just ask

Larry Goes To The Market

December 4th, 2009 by Slacker No comments »

Skid Mark Striptease!

December 4th, 2009 by Slacker No comments »

Kijiji Missed Connections

December 4th, 2009 by Slacker No comments »

Ever check out this section of the Kijiji Personals? It’s comedy gold!

Midget girl w/one leg @ Dougall Tim Hortons on Sun @2pm

You were sitting there looking at me drinking a iced cap. We kept looking at eachother, I thought you liked me, I thought you could tell I was into small people amputees, I kept winking at you, and making suggestive hand gestures. You seemed to like it. But you just got up and walked away. So I thought i’d try my luck on here. PLease, please email me!

Hoarders

December 2nd, 2009 by Slacker No comments »

I don’t know if any of you have seen this show on A&E, but it is incredable the things that people will save. I just got done watching the first episode of season 2, and the cleaning crew found 2 dead cats amongst all the clutter. You have to see this to believe it.

http://www.aetv.com/hoarders/

What is wrong with people?